TALK DIRTY TO ME

 

In scene 2 of this film, "JACK" (played wonderfully by legendary adult film star John Leslie) takes his best friend, "LENNY" (Richard Pacheco) to a doctor's office after one of Jack's ex-lovers throws Lenny down to the ground at the beach (that was the opening scene).

 

The female physician (Cris Cassidy) comes across as very serious, pretentious, and prudish. She is no doubt a very attractive blonde woman. She has her hair pulled back in a bun, and she's wearing a white physician's coat with a stethoscope around her neck.

 

This scene starts with Jack sitting on the couch with his eyes closed, relaxing, and the female physician comes into the main office room from the examining room, and takes a seat behind her desk, and begins writing some doctor's notes.

 

JACK

(opening his eyes)

Is it broken?

 

FEMALE PHYSICIAN

No, he'll be fine. It was just

a sprain.

 

Jack sits on the couch, observing her beauty. The doctor continues writing notes.

 

JACK

(with a cocky attitude)

You're a damn good-looking woman,

you know that?

 

The doctor ignores him for a few seconds.

 

FEMALE PHYSICIAN

(writing notes)

That'll be $45.00 please . . .

 

JACK

(still cocky)

Oh, I bet you're worth a lot

more than that . . .

 

Jack rises from the couch, and comes closer to the female physician, and seductively leans down to talk to her left side while she's writing.

 

JACK (cont.)

. . . good enough for me.

(pause)

I wouldn't pay you shit.

(pause)

But I'd bet some heavy dude

would pay you big bucks to

get in your pants, huh?

(leaning his mouth towards

her left ear, almost whispering)

Am I right? Big bucks . . .

 

The doctor licks her lips and then turns towards him.

 

FEMALE PHYSICIAN

Do you want me to call

the police??

 

JACK

(real calm, even humorous)

No . . .

(sarcastic smirk)

let 'em wait their turn.

 

The doctor then looks down towards her notes. Jack looks at her, smirking with a cocky grin. He studies her body language for a few seconds.

 

JACK (cont.)

I bet the police get in your

pants all the time, huh . . .

(quick pause while smirking)

but you gotta watch those cops.

(leans his mouth towards

her left ear)

They'll fuck you to death.

 

The doctor licks her lips once again, in a subtle manner, while Jack leans down even more into her personal space.

 

JACK (cont.)

Can I ask you something?

(pause)

Those cops . . . they hump

pretty good, huh?

(pause)

But I bet they don't got

what I got.

 

Jack stands upright, and gestures towards his cock in his pants.

 

JACK (cont.)

Nobody's got what I got.

 

You can sense by the doctor's body language, that to a minor degree, she is somewhat aroused by his bold, sexual candor, but she tries to pretend as though she's offended and insulted by his remarks.

 

FEMALE PHYSICIAN

(pretending as though she's annoyed)

Look, I want you to know that

you're just not impressing me

with your hot mouth . . .

(hands Jack the doctor's bill)

$45.00 please!!

 

Jack just smirks at her.

 

JACK

(cocky)

It's not my mouth I'm talking

about sweetheart . . . you

know what I mean?

 

Jack looks down at her blouse, in which the top 2-3 buttons are unbuttoned, somewhat exposing her cleavage.

 

JACK (cont.)

(smirking)

You've got some great tits.

(quick pause)

Can I suck on your tits??

 

The doctor starts buttoning up one of her buttons on her blouse. Jack leans down with his mouth going towards her left ear.

 

JACK (cont.)

(seductively)

Would you let me do that?

(touches her ear)

I could play with your nipples

a little . . .

 

The doctor is pretty much aroused, as evidenced by her body language, but she still doesn't want Jack to know that.

 

FEMALE PHYSICIAN

(feigning as if she's insulted)

Don't!!

 

Jack begins gently licking her left earlobe with his wet tongue.

 

JACK

(whispering into her ear)

Say, "please don't . . ."

 

The doctor, for a split second, closes her eyes and licks her lips. Jack can now tell that she's aroused.

 

JACK (cont.)

(whispering in her ear seductively)

I'm gonna fuck you . . .

 

You can tell that Jack has her pussy wet, but she still doesn't want to admit it.

 

FEMALE PHYSICIAN

(again, pretending as if

she's insulted)

Listen . . .

(raises her voice)

You bums are all alike!!

You're filthy, disgusting,

and immoral!!!!

(grabs the doctor bill

and hands it to Jack)

Now just take this, and get

the hell out of here!!

 

Jack amazingly remains cool, calm, and collected, despite her harsh subjective criticisms. He behaves as if her words are going in one ear and out of the other. He knows, deep-down, that he has her sexually aroused.

 

JACK

(takes a pen and writes)

I'll tell you what . . .

(pause)

Let's make a trade. My address

for this piece of paper.

 

The doctor has an exasperated look on her face, as if to say, "Does this guy ever give up???"

 

She then rises from her chair, turning her back to Jack, and moves towards the door to the examining room where Jack's buddy Lenny is. Jack stops her though with his words.

 

JACK (cont.)

(raising the volume of his voice)

C'mon! It'll be the best fuck

you've ever had . . .

(smirks)

I promise.

 

The doctor again moves towards the door.

 

JACK (cont.)

I'll make you walk with a

constant quiver for a week.

(pause)

I'm not so bad looking, huh?

I'm not hard to take, huh?

 

The doctor hesitates, and then turns around and faces him.

 

FEMALE PHYSICIAN

(softly)

I'm going for the police . . .

 

Jack boldly reaches down to unzip his pants.

 

JACK

Hey, FUCK the police . . .

(unzips his pants)

Look at this . . .

 

Jack exposes his hard cock. He starts slowly stroking it in a masturbatory manner. Initially, the doctor tries not to look at him.

 

JACK (cont.)

(demanding)

Look at it . . .

 

The doctor stares at him stroking his cock. You can tell she's aroused by him doing that.

 

JACK (cont.)
You like it, don't you?

Nice to suck . . .

Nice to touch . . .

 

The doctor is now licking her lips, as if she wants to suck it. Her whole body language and demeanor are changing.

 

FEMALE PHYSICIAN

(very, very softly)

No . . .

 

JACK

(still stroking his cock)

Awwww. . . my cock wants you.

(smirks)

Just give it a little touch . . .

please?

 

He knows he has her now.

 

FEMALE PHYSICIAN

(soft and submissive)

Please . . . don't . . .

 

Jack abruptly puts his cock back into his pants. He zips up his pants, and walks near the physician.

 

JACK

Oh, okay. What time is your

last patient through?

 

FEMALE PHYSICIAN

(soft and submissive)

Three.

 

JACK

Well be at my place at three thirty.

(pause)

Now where's my friend?

 

The doctor is momentarily dazed and out of it. She can't believe what just transpired. She hesitates a moment before answering.

 

FEMALE PHYSICIAN

(snapping out of her momentary daze)

Oh . . . uhm . . . he's in the

examining room.

 

JACK

(very cocky)

Okay. I'll see you later.

 

Jack enters into the examining room to converse with his buddy Lenny. They engage in small talk. Seconds later, the doctor enters the room. She goes over to Jack's buddy Lenny.

 

FEMALE PHYSICIAN

(to Lenny)

How does that sprain feel?

(touches it)

 

LENNY
Ouch!!

 

FEMALE PHYSICIAN

(to Lenny)

It's just a sprain. You're lucky.

(pause; she then looks Jack

directly in his eyes)

I can't see you until five o'clock

today . . .

 

JACK

So.

 

FEMALE PHYSICIAN

So . . .

 

The two exchange seductive stares, while Lenny is left to wonder what the hell is going on between them.

 

JACK

(while staring at the doctor)

Hey Lenny . . .

Go wait for me in the car . . .

 

LENNY

Why? What did I do wrong??

 

JACK

(to Lenny)

Oh, nothing. I'll be out

in not too long.

 

LENNY

Okay. I'll see you in the car.

 

Lenny walks out. The doctor then leads Jack into another room. Once inside that room, they begin passionately and seductively kissing.

 

FEMALE PHYSICIAN

(unzipping his pants)

You got me SO HOT . . .

(pulls his cock out)

I want to touch it . . .

 

The doctor kneels down, and begins sucking it real slowly with her wet, warm tongue and mouth.

 

JACK

(somewhat surprised

by her assertive behavior)

You're an animal!!

 

From that point on, she sucks his cock . . . then he puts her up on a resting table, and licks her pussy. Soon, he's fucking her like crazy.

 

END OF SCENE

 

Now what's funny about this scene is, when I first saw it, I didn't think a guy could pull this off in real-life. Neither did my brother, and many of my close male friends. They were like, "That stuff only happens in the movies ..."

 

Not true. Soon, I began imitating the behavior of "Jack." Not so much his exact words, but more so his attitude, his body language, and his overall confident demeanor. Sure enough, I soon started having my own seduction experiences that were very close in nature to Jack's in this movie.

 

There was almost a "pattern" to it:

 

1) I would approach a woman...

2) I'd tell her my [sexual] interests in a self-assured, provocatively straightforward manner

3) More often than not, the woman harshly criticizes me for being "too forward," "crass," or something like that

4) Similar to Jack in the movie, I remain cool, calm, and collected in response to her criticisms

5) Eventually, I end up seducing that woman ... either that day, or a few days later.

 

::cocky smirk & a wink::

 

Alan, author of "Mode One: Let The Women Know What You're REALLY Thinking"